Project Management Tool - Closing a project

Closing a project OK it has all gone pear shaped and your lies have been wasted and no amount of crying can help. Adopt the escape kit retailed by the tool designers (false nose, glasses and moustache, new identity, passport and a one way ticket to South America) and get the hell out before compensation is sought. Once in South America, the authors can put you in touch with some friendly Germans who will have places for you to stay, nice new uniforms and can arrange a job. You may be asked to attend the occasional midnight rally,er, we mean picknic and some of the party games will be unfamiliar, but in general, well you should have paid more attention to the advice contained in this tool, shouldn't you.