Miranda
(Transcribed by Jim McGuire)


Do you have some problems would you like someone to solve them
C
Would you like someone to share in your misery
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Well I don't know the answer but I know a flamingo dancer
F
Who would dance for you if you would dance for me
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Her name's Miranda she's a Rudolph Valentino fan
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And she doesn't claim to understand she bakes brownies for the boys in the band
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same chords as before


And every Sunday morning when the sermon lines are forming
And Saturday night is a memory that I gave
She's busy in the pantry far away from Elmer Gantry
Who is busy baking souls that he can save
Everybody's soul but Miranda's


At the bar we're gin and scotchin'
While the FBI is watching
And they're tape recording every other word
The bartender is bleeding
pardon me I was just leaving
As another clever voice repeats absurd absurb
And everybody's talking about Miranda


She's a Rudolph Valentino fan and she doesn't claim to understand
She bakes brownies for the boys in the band
Her name's Miranda she's a Rudolph Valentino fan
and she doesn't claim to understand
she bakes brownies for the boys in the band